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Funny Saying SMS-60 SMS
Updesh:
Daru Pine Se Jindgi Ki Problem Solve Nahi Hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi,
Problem Solve Nahi Hoti.
Isliye Karo Wohi Jo Lage Sahi..!!
One Faadu Question...
Larki Ko Phansana Zaida Mushkil Hai
Ya
Phansi Huyi Larki Sey
Jaan Churwaana Zaida Mushkil Hai?
Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do,
But,
Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.
When It Is Hard To Hide Your Tears,
Then Never Mind, Start Cutting An Onion,
Let The Heart Cry,
You Just Blame The Onion.
Kya Moh-Maya Hai!!
Apna Baccha Roye To,
Dil Medard Hota He Aur
Dusre Karoye To Sir Me..
Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota He
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
Universal Truth:
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Help A Girl When She Is In Trouble,
And Shewill Surely Remember You
Only When She Is Again In Trouble..!!
Star Plus Serials.
1st Episode: Aik Larka Aur
Larki Miltay Hain.:-p
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78th Episode: Dosti Ho Jati Hai.:-p
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124th Episode:
Larka: Kia Tum Mujh Se Shadi Kerogi?:-p
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250 Episode: Larki: Soch Ker Bataugi:-p
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341 Episode:
Larka:
Awesum Fact.
Colleges And School Ko Log"SWARG" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Dil jalaaty hey,
par honton say to lagaati hey.
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times..
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