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Pyaar Se Pet Nahi Bharta,
Pet Bharne Ke Liye Panipuri Chahiye

~ Girls

Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri
Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho..!
Ab tum shadi shuda ho..
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Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas
Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte.

Anna Hazare Ko Dekh Kr 4yrs Ka,
Bachha Bola-
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Koi Inhe Rok Lo!
Nahi To Meri History Me 1 Chapter
Aur Add
Ho Jyega
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BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL
Humse Puche Jayenge.

Heights Of Coolness.!!
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Two Best Friends Coming Out Of The
Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hands..
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First Friend: Which Paper Was It??
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Second Friend: I Guess It Was Maths.
Not Sure
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1st: (Surprisingly): You Read The Question Paper??
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2nd: No..!
I Saw A Girl Sitting Besides Me Using A Calculator.

Bhikari: Sahab Ek Rupya De Do.
Sahab: Tumhe Sharam Nahi,
Road Par Khade Hokar Bheek Mangte Ho,
Bhikari: Abe Tere Ek Rupye K Liye,
Office Kholu Kya..!

Sunnyleone- Ye Kya H?
Bhaziwala-ji Hamare Liye Toh Muli He
Lakin Aapke Liye Mamuli He.

Superb Joke
Train Me Lutero Ne
Ladki Ke Zewar Loot Liye.
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Log Bole- Shukar Karo Ki Izzat Nahi Looti.
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Ladki Chillai: Tumhari Maa Ki Aankh!!
Izzat Bech Bech Ke To Zewar Liye The.

Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo!
Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena
Chahti Hai
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Manager: What Can I Do?
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Husband: Kamine,
Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??

Ek Budha Machhar Apne Pote Ko,
Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha.
Budha Machhar: Beta Aaj Kal To,
Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai,
Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.
Pota: Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?
Budha Machhar: Beta,
Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.

Toilet Or Cricket Me Kya Samanta Hai
Yaha Bhi Dhoni Hai Wahan Bhi Dhoni Hai.

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