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2 Baar Lips Pe,
2 Baar Gaal Pe,
2 Baar Mathe Pe,
2 Baar Eyes Pe
Kiss Wiss Nai
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana
Sardi Aa Gai Hai Na.
Happy Winter Season.... :-)

Pyaar Se Pet Nahi Bharta,
Pet Bharne Ke Liye Panipuri Chahiye

~ Girls

Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.
Santa: Hona Hi Tha.
Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
Aashiqi 2
Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.

Interviewer - Aapko,
Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????
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Santa - Sir,
Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya,
Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.

Tommorrow, Is The First Blank Page Of A
365 Page Book Write A Good One

Wish U Happy New Year In Advance.

Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri
Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho..!
Ab tum shadi shuda ho..
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Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas
Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte.

Anna Hazare Ko Dekh Kr 4yrs Ka,
Bachha Bola-
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Koi Inhe Rok Lo!
Nahi To Meri History Me 1 Chapter
Aur Add
Ho Jyega
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BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL
Humse Puche Jayenge.

Dur Se Dekha Ki Baris Gir Rahi Thi,
Dur Se Dekha To Baris Gir Rahi Thi
Pas Jakar Dekha To Bhig Gaya.

Aap Ko Dekkhe,
Mere Dil Me Ek Kheyal Aya Ki,
Aap Ko Dekkhe,
Mere Dil Me E Khayal Aya Ki,
Bhago Bhago Pagal Aya.

Sorry
A Special Sorry For U!
Plz Excuse My All Mistakes In
The Beginning Of New Year
&
Get Ready In New Year
For New Mistakes!
Bcoz I Can?t Change
Happy New Year

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